I'm a little bit of a nerd. I only say that because there are some things that are classified as "nerdy" or "geeky" that I don't like. I'm an introvert. I can swear with more than one finger. I've saved the universe, various solar systems, the planet earth, New York City, a kingdom or two, princesses, and my own ass over the years in various games. I draw, paint, and stitch a little. (Mostly self-taught. Fail.) I adore my dog.
Ask me anything
Here I can be a total internet dork/fangirl/meme lover/etc. Also, this has kinda turned into a Jack (ME 2 and 3) appreciation blog.
- *Pollen accidentally enters body*
- Immune system: What the hell is that?
- Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
- Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
- Pollen: The what?
- Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
- Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
- Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
- [Dramatic music]
- Me: *Sneezes*
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